Newborn babies. They sure are cute, aren't they? Cuddly little dough balls that you just want to eat up. After all, what could be more precious than a mini version of you with pillowy soft skin and that hypnotic new-baby smell? Before you get lost in the euphoria that is new parenthood, it is important to realize that raising a child is not one endless stretch of cooing and bonding.For the next few years, your waking life (what's left of it) will be consumed by dealing with your new baby's poo, pee and gas. Congratulations, parents! This butt's for you.